Nov
11
My mother kicked me in the face tonight.
We were being silly and I was lying on the couch and she was standing above me wanting to sit on the couch.
At the same time as she shouted “SMELL MY FOOT” and shoved it in my face, I rolled over and into her foot thus getting kicked in the face.
She was all “OMG GET YOUR FACE OF MY FOOT” and I was all “OMG GET YOUR FOOT OFF MY FACE” and then I laughed until I felt sick.
Moral of the story: My mum’s a ninja.
